So, as I sit on my couch each night in my funk, the rest of my life unravels at the edges. The mail piles up, the laundry doesn't get done, and dustballs the size of my dog accumulate behind the television stand. My bathroom has declined the most. It would not surprise me if certain corners of my bathroom are now cultures for new forms of life. Though, the condition of my bathroom disgusts even me, I suspect I won't bring myself clean it until the day I contract a staph infection. Even then, it might not be enough.
Here are pics of my bathroom in its current state.
This is my shower. The green bottle used to hold liquid soap that I used up weeks ago. You can see a clump of hair, too, that I haven't bothered to pick up. And I think that's bubonic plague growing by the shower drain.
This is a picture of my sink. I can't be sure what the brown rime around the drain is made of, but I suspect that it's month-old toothpaste.
This is the area just outside my tub. The bathroom floor is totally covered in dust and fallen hair.
* Update Post here.
You should hire someone to come and clean your place once every two weeks. It won't cost that much because your place isn't big and you will find that it is worth EVERY PENNY. Trust me. I finally caved into hiring someone and I actually look forward to her visit. She comes EVERY WEEK!
ReplyDeleteAgree with ONF. The money I spend to have a cleaning lady come is money that is well-spent, because even if I have a whole weekend free, I'm still not going to be able to argue myself into cleaning the shower or mopping the floors.
ReplyDeleteI know you're totally right. I am also too lazy to find and make a decision about a house cleaner.
ReplyDeleteNote to self: Don't follow advice on how often one should (or should NOT) change one's underwear from a woman stewing in a cesspool of yucky germs.
ReplyDeleteTouche, Heather.
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