This is an an account of all the money and time that I waste as a result of my lapses in judgment, preventable goofs, or foreseeable mistakes. This is an homage to the injuries and public humiliation that I have suffered for the many stupid things I have done.
A little while ago, I admitted that my bathroom had reached an appalling level of disgusting. After several months of living with my own filth, I actually buckled down and cleaned my bathroom. The effort involved was great and I sweat through my clothing scrubbing the floor, but it was worth it. Behold!