On April 1st, Dave (my manager), orchestrated an elaborate prank on me by organizing all my co-workers to gossip that our entire department was being consolidated with the home office. Being the only one in the office not to know this was an outright lie -- and given the current economic conditions -- I actually fell for this outrageous hoax. To the great amusement of my coworkers, I spent my whole day chatting, worrying, speculating, and planning for a move that was never going to happen. This was time spent and lost on being a moron.
On April 3rd, I plotted and executed my revenge.
Although not an obvious case, I've concluded this definitely counts as moron tax. I felt like I had to do something to avenge all my moron time wasted on April 1st. Also, I actually put my hands into toilet water. This was clearly not the actions of a mature adult.
So we've come to a rule of moron tax: If your attempt to redress a moronic act leads you to do an act equally or more moronic, both the first moronic act and the subsequent moronic act qualifies as moron tax.
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Hmm. Leaves me wanting more. Should have scraped that crust off the bowl and sprinkled it in his mug.ReplyDelete
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1) why is this the first time i'm hearing/seeing this video?ReplyDelete
2) i would have puked when i saw the happy trail of pooh in the toilet and then puked again from seeing my own puke.
3) yes, it's moronic, but that's what i love about you.